carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

paid-in-starbucks:

When Tumblr recommends a post

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bbcamerica:

Images released from Doctor Who Series 8 premiere episode, ‘Deep Breath’. 

  • two bloggers in same room: you should reblog that so i can reblog it
tentacoolaid:

thank you

tentacoolaid:

thank you

feminist-transition:

repeat after me friends: 

  • vaginas are self-cleaning
  • there is no such thing as a dirty vagina
  • unless you have an infection 
  • in which case  your vagina still isn’t dirty but you should really go see a doctor 
  • but yeah
  • vaginas aren’t “clean” or “dirty” they’re self-cleaning acidic muscular tracts 
  • so fuck off
aspidochelon:

heyitspj:

he rises

ok no imma reblog this again because: this dog looks like a necromancer. this dog looks like he raises dead from the ground and brews potions and chants and shit. this dogs a fucking necromancer

aspidochelon:

heyitspj:

he rises

ok no imma reblog this again because: this dog looks like a necromancer. this dog looks like he raises dead from the ground and brews potions and chants and shit. this dogs a fucking necromancer

kindofsharethat:

waiting for the tumblr video player to load

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schazam:

i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.

schazam:

i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.

greetings:

when someone tries to kiss u but their breath stinks

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surfursparadise:

mattmeakin:

surfursparadise:

mattmeakin:

surfursparadise:

why is it so damn hard to find just a basic grey hoodie without any bullshit

American Eagle man

get AE to norway pls

What size are you? I have one I don’t want

i’m medium, if its small in size im large