1. penelopgarcia:

    if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

    (via cry-like-you-mean-it)

  2. doctor-wholock:

    timelessseaphire:

    ufuckinsnowglobe:

    There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’

    but there is an ‘ood’

    image

    wat

    (via iam-mrs-nesbitt)

  3. palmist:

    the tumblr pro video is probably the funniest video i’ve seen in a long time because it’s so inspiring but really all i do is reblog text posts like calling boobs chest melons

    (via sweartogodimnotapervert)

  4. unbrokenable:

    The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

    (via emmyfoo)

    (Source: fuckyeahjamieking, via emmyfoo)

  5. rnackenzie:

    its hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you

    (via sweartogodimnotapervert)

  6. spider-manofficial:

    hindre:

    leonkuwatas:

    youreouttayourtree:

    ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

    that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

    Uncultured swine

    (Source: awildswan, via sweartogodimnotapervert)

  7. katbot:

    Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

    Me: image

    (via sweartogodimnotapervert)

  8. literallysnokoplasm:

    jaclcfrost:

    if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

    image

    (Source: jaclcfrost, via sweartogodimnotapervert)

  9. sportula:

    also to all my new followers

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    hello

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    welcome

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    i’ve been waiting for you

    (Source: allamaraine, via sweartogodimnotapervert)