1. secretlifeofamovieproducer:

    lord-of-the-pizzas:

    mountain—sound:

    fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

    lairofnyx:

    applesaucebro:

    witchhctiw:

    the-solitary-witch:

    warriorsatthedisco:

    littlestmowreader:

    nivena:

    sload:

    gill-bear-toe:

    gill-bear-toe:

    someone-inconspicuous:

    what the fuck is this shit

    release the penguins

    insert peanuts

    are those ten fortes

    I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

    EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

    Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

    Saxes move downstage.

    I’ll just leave this here.

    I request this to be played at my funeral

    That was really fucking awesome.

    "gradually become agitated" no shit

    Bow real fast, slippage may occur

    Harpists stand up and wait…. Rests are Imaginary. Cruelty is what this is!

  2. (Source: thedailyguineapig, via lamelohan)

  3. in-love-with-gay-milk:

    hi:

    how to have a great start to your day

    step 1:

    image

    step 2:

    image

    step 3:

    image

    Have a really hot almost naked guy fall out of your bed? Sounds about right.

    (Source: hi, via iwillmindfuckyou)

  4. furbyhaunt:

    come to your fathers arms child

    (via hella-nick)

    (Source: lolgifs.net, via welp-im-dead)

  5. highfunctioningsociocat:

    god-tieraradia:

    hashtaghomicide:

    what cats?!

    wildteam!

    GET YOUR GAME IN THE HEAD

    (via welp-im-dead)

  6. icecreme:

    methdragon:

    be there or 

    image

    be there or a rectangle of fat darts with wings will come for you?

    (via oakynymph)

    katelinnea:

    nedian:

    I love when cats decide they love something.

    That is a very patient bunny.

    (Source: faunasworld-moved, via goldenme3)

    lady-tromboss:

    this hit me like a load of fucking bricks.

    (Source: youtubenutcase, via lovely-right)

  7. slydig:

    WHERE IS EVERYONE WHEN U NEED THEM TBH 

    I’m right here

  8. colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

    WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

    (via t0-infinity-and-bl0nde)

  9. (Source: jongrave, via ozzidan4)

  10. bangarangn1tram:

    vagisodium:

    i dont remember this part of the bible

    After the night he had, neither did Jesus.

    (Source: iheardtheysuck, via the-beautiful-and-dead)

    offbeatorbit:

    jesus fucking christ

    (Source: weheartpattinson, via iwillmindfuckyou)

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